8 Reasons Why Flying Business Class Sucks

The Quantas Business Lounge sucks, there was no gin.
The Quantas Business Lounge sucks, there was no gin.

My recent flight from Sydney to Kuala Lumpur I decided to upgrade to Malaysian Airlines Business Class, I had heard stories of metal cutlery, no need to sit upright during take off and landing, an incredible meal and fine selection of alcohol, but to be honest it was so so horrible. Here is why.

The Qantas Business Lounge sucks, there are too many mirrors

The Qantas Business Lounge sucks, there are too many mirrors

The Qantas Business Lounge sucks, there was no gin.

The Qantas Business Lounge sucks, there was no gin.

Business Class entree sucks, there is too much sauce.

Business Class entree sucks, there is too much sauce.

Business Class Entree Sucks, There are too many knives

Business Class Entree Sucks, There are too many knives

Business Class Main Sucks, look at this wilted garnish.

Business Class Main Sucks, look at this wilted garnish.

Business Class Desert Sucks, OK I have no excuse as to why this was not fantastic.

Business Class Desert Sucks, OK I have no excuse as to why this was not fantastic.

The Malaysian Business Class seat/bed sucks, there was too much leg room

The Malaysian Business Class seat/bed sucks, there was too much leg room

Business Class Toiletries Suck, the socks are only available in black.

Business Class Toiletries Suck, the socks are only available in black.

So next time you are living it up in economy spare a thought for those of us trying to figure out which knife to use up in business, or wondering if we have to sit up for landing like the rest of you, or any of the other 8 Reasons Why Flying Business Class Sucks.

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